The Diary of Buck Swashler


Author: Neil

Week 1

It's been an odd sort o'week, what with being heroic and all. I met this rather odd priest chap - seems ok, but talks with a squint and you can't understand a bloody word the old fella says. He and his friends are into treasure, though, and they were looking for some heroic help in making a fat pile of cash. How can anyone say no to that! I chipped in, I'm in for equal shares, y'know, even though one of his companions was a bit of a toff.

Anyway, it turns out there's some treasure to be had - coastal erosion around Vodacce has exposed an ancient castle buried in the cliffs. There's artefacts up there, if the gossip is to be believed - so we need to go and investigate before the coast erodes any more, and before anyone else beats us to it.

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Well, hiring a boat wasn't difficult, but the journey was interrupted by Pirates. That was pretty exciting - I swept on-board, boldly and heroically, and captured the boat single handedly. Then I got hit on the back of the head. When I came to, the pirates were high-tailing it off, and we had to return to our ship. They'd better watch out, next time I capture their vessel, I'll keep it!

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